After 3 weeks of sitting in the fridge (and developing a funny smell, might I add), I finally threw away this plate of mushrooms. But not without telling you a lil story first.

Beware, kiddos, this one has profanity. I know this blog is supposed to be clean, but I couldn’t help myself. I was only a little pissed when I wrote this, LOL.

This post is about a cat. But it’s really not about a cat.